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"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

New music conference

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

Poetry repairman

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'I think I found the problem.'

Musical Pondering.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.