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"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

New music conference

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

Computerized Dollhouse.

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

Poetry repairman

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'I think I found the problem.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

Musical Pondering.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'