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Santa's budget reform...

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Remote control car breakdown.

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

'Ok, ok, ok. Just tell me the title.'

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

'Henry, just break down and buy a power drill.'

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.