Christmas Tinkerer Gifts

Santa's budget reform...

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

The Hobby Store

Rocking horse

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

MacGyver's Cat: 'You see, I took your bed and two paper clips and made it my bed.'

Modern kite for wind energy.

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Because of the mess, 'Mr. Potato Salad-Head' never took off.'

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

Fixing the TV.

Computerized Dollhouse.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

"I warned you not to use parts from the microwave oven, to mend the electric blanket...."

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

'I think I found the problem.'

'I was cleaning my catapult and it went off.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Remote control car breakdown.

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

"I felt like 'data analyst' sounded better than 'good guesser'."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

Gracie tries to invent a shrinking spray and squirts Baldo with it.

"Norman's building a small Hadron Collider."

"Still it would be a great mistake to abandon your work on the perpetual motion machine."

Invention of the 3-Way Light Bulb.

'Guess what? I fixed your jack-in-the-box.'