Yule Yelper T-Shirts

Filling up with Deersil.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

Baby it's cold outside.

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

Hoo Hoo Hoo Merry Christmas!

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

'My holiday season: A rich tradition of belated giving and premature babbling.'

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

"Just answer the question, sir. Is it true that you're not planning to watch 'It's a Wonderful Life' this holiday season?"

Father Christmas's Alternative Sleigh.

'I'm facing unemployment! The world is running out of nice kids!'

Have a cool yule!

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

'... And I even made turpentine sauce.'

"You know, I never really thought to ask - I just assumed he knows they can't hear him."

Santa's list has columns for Nice, Naughty and Misunderstood.

"Everyone here has a PH.D. in astrophysics. We need someone who can yodel."

"He's very busy. One 'Good King Wenceslas', and then about you go."

"We're offering a free rubber bust of Roy Hodgson you can throw at the telly if it goes to penalties.'

Echo Point - no yodeling.

Santa and Chums

"He's hoping his nose can be used in a cake!"

'After that 24 hour beer and fruit cake binge, you need a radical detox!'

BIG Christmas tree

Cattleman hotel: 'Thank you for NOT yodeling.'

"You gotta admit, it's straight now."

On the twelth day of Christmas...

'Santa says, 'are you sure you inserted the batteries correctly'?'

"I don't care how silly it sounds. I demand to be addressed by my official title of, Santa's little helper!"

'The shepherds couldn't make it!'

'No offense, but don't you have any friends your own age?'