Yule Lover Pillows

"What are they saying about you on Yelp?"

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'He likes to power nap.'

Christmas Tree

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'One eye of newt or two?'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Mrs Claus - North Pole Dancing.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

King Kongs first christmas

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Trick or Tweet

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Yo ho ho!

Zombie pet tricks.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Harry?... Is that you?"

Punkins

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Beware of the Cat.

Bingo Saves Christmas - Part Three

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Scary Halloween ICD-10 codes.