Youtube Learner Gifts

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Computer Room.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.