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"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Computer Room.

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"Thanks to the Internet, I learned to ride a bike. Since I was bored, I also got my pilot's license."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

What can I get you? An explanation for why we haven't gone back to the moon. Would you like the rational explanation or the Youtube explanation? Rational would be lovely, please. Ok. We never went back to the moon because there was no reason to. The whole point of Apollo was to reassure the free world that we could beat the Soviet Union. Mission accomplished. Oh ... that's it? Well, that's rather bland. Could I exchange that for the Youtube explanation? The lizard-men who live on the film set wh

'No, first start the engine, then bark!'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

We're With Stupid

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

"The Master Builder...is that a play by Ibsen, or a YouTube video?"

Student about Biz Quick class: 'It's bite-size information in a 15 minute class that teaches you how to roll in the dough.'

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

". . . and I wish he's shut up for a few minutes!"

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

Guess what else I found on Youtube, Randy? Evidence Vladimir Putin is an immortal. There are two photos of soldiers who look exactly like Putin, taken in 1941 and way back in 1920. Exactly like him. Could be they're related. The notion of genetics is a huge conspiracy by the immortals. I found that out on Youtube.

'Any backup plan in case your dream of becoming a YouTube sensation doesn't pan out?'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

I was just watching a Youtube video called "How a Lack of Bird Poop Proved the Big Bang." It wan about how removing all sources of interference from a huge radiation detector led to the discovery of cosmic background radiation. They'd removed everything that might've been messing up the readings, and the last thing they removed was bird droppings. Then they knew the signals were real, and from space. I'm gonna have to watch that for myself, I'm not sure you've got all the details right. I was di

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Big Man Off Campus

"Lollipop man, dear.. what lollipop man?"

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."