Young Game Learner Gifts

Children trying to play table tennis

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"I'm still pre-literate."

Baby Screen Time

'Hey, I think my parents fooled me. This game is called 'Algebra Hero'.'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Education and Apprenticeships

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Between going to school, watching TV and doing my homework, I hardly have any quality time to spend with my doll.

"Until you clean you room, I'm confiscating your iPod, your Xbox and your jester!"

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Modern Childhood

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

'Swing?! I'll drop my handheld!'

School Recycling Bins:Paper,Stone,Scissors

I see we have the same summer reading list. ABC.

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"This camp had better have a power port!"

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Billy's 1st Day of Private School

'This?! This is the legendary fountain of youth that men have sought for centuries.'

"How's the game of hide and seek going?"

'He solved his first equation today.'

"You should be outside with your friends, not stuck indoors all day playing on that damn computer."

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Today, we're learning how to change a flat tire."

'Billy loved to play with his computer'

'Al was competitive to the end!'

'I'm going down to the rock,paper,scissors room if anyone's looking for me.'