Young Family Member Gifts

"Gracie, you can't spend the next four days waiting here for Christmas!"

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

At the Museum

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I didn't spark joy."

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Dancing Doctor

Cardiac Recovery.

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Little help?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

Very Difficult Conversations

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Babies vs. Dogs

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Swinging

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"You left your demons here last week."

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Captain steering house through flood.