Young Family Member T-Shirts

"Gracie, you can't spend the next four days waiting here for Christmas!"

Wet Wipes: My Guilty Secret

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

At the Museum

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't spark joy."

Cardiac Recovery.

Dancing Doctor

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Little help?"

Very Difficult Conversations

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Boy and Bear and Monster

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Swinging

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

"You left your demons here last week."

Babies vs. Dogs

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"