Yoga Ninja Gifts

"Since Bob's started meditation, he's been able to control his foul temps a lot better..."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Best Seller

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'Gimme all your cache!'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

"Building a ninja-attracting business culture is easy. Keeping them focused on equity-based financial analysis? Not so easy."

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

1. Wealthy people will consider hiring others to do their exercise for them. They should not give in to this temptation, as studies have shown that this seriously slows down any truly serious body-building campaign. 2. The key word in isometrics is balance. Be sure every part of your body shares in the fun equally and you will be able to avoid awkward developments.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

Pilattes

Be the grass...

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Words of wisdom? OK, how about, next time take the elevator.'

Physicist Frank Bartholomew gets a big, BIG break in his search for the ever-elusive neutrino.

Ninja

Ninja Mom: 'Boys if you cant say something with a sword, don't say anything.'

Camp Games

Ninja Rule no#1: never wear corduroy.

Santa Yoga

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

'I don't want to go up after Yang's dad.'

"You used to have a funny little laugh, Marshall. What happened to your funny little laugh."

"Never beat a ninja at Scrabble."

'I want you to touch your toes ten times a day.'

Celebrity Yoga.

Ninja vs. the invisible man. . . or is the cartoonist just bein' lazy?

Secret agent ninja spots the target. He moves quickly to get out of sight. Amazingly, the target reappears! He makes another evasive maneuver, but no matter what he does...he has to talk to the prettiest girl in school."