Yoga Mat Carrier Gifts

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Yoga classes door.

Yoga vs. Prosecco

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga Xmas Decorations

Yoga.

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"It is my place!"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Dummies Books.

Yoga To-Do

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

Tree Pose To Support

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!