Canvas Bag Carrier Gifts

"The most moral consumer - Didn't shop at Walmart - Didn't order things on Amazon unless it was, like, an emergency - Tried to be vegan - Always had an extra canvas bag in her car (which was a hybrid, by the way)"

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

Just call me Picasso!

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Artists of the wild west.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Utility Chic.

Instant art

A Friend in Need.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Stop staring"

Painter's Duel.

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I want to capture this moment before toxic chemicals do.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'My right brain isn't working.'

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Art Theft

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"Too busy."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

An artists drinks alcohol while painting on a canvas.

Abstract painter

'The mARTyr'

"Tourists? What makes you think we're tourists?"

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'

Artistic Licence.

I brought food!

Artist's methods of guarding his paintings