Yoga Pant Collector Gifts

New years resolutions

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Have you been working out?'

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Buns Of Veal.

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

"Long Johns Silver."

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

The reason why cows don't do yoga.

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Advanced pilates.