Yoga Pant Collector Gifts

New years resolutions

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My God, I need to fart.

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'I come from the future - any questions?'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

The online yoga class was not without interruptions.

'Have you been working out?'

Peace. Love. Light

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Prisoner Stretches Before Stretching Torture

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Buns Of Veal.

"O.K., fellas - calm down. Does it really matter which is better, yoga or Pilates?"

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"You should try yoga. It makes you relaxed, flexible and loose."

"Long Johns Silver."

"OOOMMM" "MMMOOO"

'Been working out?'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Snake charmer hypnotizes aliens in flying saucer

The reason why cows don't do yoga.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

Advanced pilates.