Cargo Pants Collector Gifts

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Bobbies library of jeans

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

Inactive wear store.

"Long Johns Silver."

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'This one has been banned in Benidorm.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Frock Coat

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

New years resolutions

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Where has he been so long?

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"WOW! Talk about rip tide!!"

'I am wearing my bikini!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Male nudist whistles at a woman in a bikini.

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

I have a press for every day of the year!

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

"I can prescribe something for your pain. . . but there's nothing I can do about those boxers!"