Cargo Pants Enthusiast Gifts

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Happy Brithday

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Where has he been so long?

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

Free Bra Fitting.

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.