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"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

"Underweird bras."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

Bobbies library of jeans

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Happy Brithday

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

Where has he been so long?

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

All gates.

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

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