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'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Bobbies library of jeans

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"Those tights pinch and chaff. We're going commando."

New years resolutions

Where has he been so long?

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Suitcase Trailer

Cargo Ship Backlog

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Free Bra Fitting.

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

"Due to supply chain issues, we'll need to transport items via cargo shorts."

Oh, and there's a post-it note here - It says your mom wants to know if you're wearing clean underwear.

Narrow Load.

But we always send computers on another flight in case they crash.

'Lady, it's not against the law for him to watch your undies whirl around in a public dryer!'

M&S profits soar - 'That'll be all the underpants you've been buying me.'

'I think I've isolated where that scraping noise you've been having is coming from.'

The Boxer.