Cargo Shorts Enthusiast T-Shirts

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Happy Brithday

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

Where has he been so long?

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

All gates.

"Blitzak, this is not your cubicle."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'Can I borrow a bra, my nipples need protecting?'

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Suitcase Trailer

"Ninth floor, underwear, socks, t-shirts."

Arrivals Lounge

I don't like the looks of this airline.

You're buying men's underwear?! No. Just lookin' at the pictures.

Cargo Ship Backlog

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

no nonsense or ridiculous pantyhose.