Cargo Shorts Enthusiasts Gifts

"Due to supply chain issues, we'll need to transport items via cargo shorts."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

"You overpacked again."

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

Where has he been so long?

All gates.

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Suitcase Trailer

I don't like the looks of this airline.

Arrivals Lounge

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

Cargo Ship Backlog

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

I like wearing cargo pants. But they make me feel like a junk drawer.

'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'

"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

Exhaust problems yesterday and today.

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

Narrow Load.

Very low temperatures in the world