Cargo Shorts Enthusiasts Mugs

"Due to supply chain issues, we'll need to transport items via cargo shorts."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'It appears I have too much cargo for my pants.'

Boxers vs. Briefs

"You overpacked again."

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

Where has he been so long?

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home from your overseas vacation.

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"We found our luggage in Cabo, but it's way happier there and isn't coming back."

'Hay Boats on the Thames'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

Suitcase Trailer

I don't like the looks of this airline.

"The cargo shorts? Since the baby, I have to carry all the things that won't fit in my wife's pouch."

Arrivals Lounge

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Cargo Ship Backlog

'Well, it's about time you two came home.'

Excess Baggage: Airport checkpoints we'd all like to see...

'This is all your fault, you stinky vegetable!'

Dieting Options: Non-fat, low-fat, stretch pants.

'Ah! The old comfy shorts eh? Still good for a couple more summers I see.'

"Well, after an 18 hour delay what alternative is there?"

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

Exhaust problems yesterday and today.

"I'm afraid your luggage is too large, sir. We'll have to charge a fee."

But we always send computers on another flight in case they crash.

Flunkey asking to leave because his employers keep no vehicle and he misses his carriage excercise

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