Cargo Ship Aficionado Mugs

Cargo Ship Backlog

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

On the brink.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

"He's a keeper!"

Ever Given

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"International trade"

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Suez Canal Curse

F&E International. I miss the days when the import/export business was easy come/easy go.

Need tickets.

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"May I suggest hard a-starboard, or port, or whatever!"

Captain Thomas Coram.

Noah's Arc "And that's when I realized I had two of everything I needed, right in front of me, this whole time."

"What a beautiful day to set sail!"

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Lighthouse switch

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

Where has he been so long?

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Ship

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."