Yoga Pants Aficionado Gifts

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

My God, I need to fart.

Yoga Xmas Decorations

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

Yoga.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"Showoff"

'Fitness guru.'

New Age Store.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"It is my place!"

Bobbies library of jeans

"Underweird bras."

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Yoga To-Do

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Yoga helps me unwind."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Wish you wouldn't cut your nails at bedtime!'

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'Mom, can you tell me about the days before Pilates and Latte's?'