Mat Carry Champions Gifts

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Canine conundrum.

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

Yep, Jimmy's about the best Eagle Scout I ever saw.

Baby Carriers

Responsibility

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Forget about the college basketball tourney, endless drilling in 100-degree summer heat is the real "march madness."

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

Traffic Everywhere

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

'It's $15 to check a bag and $25 if you want it to arrive at your destination.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Fair Warning.

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Snake Scout Jamboree

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

Supermarket traffic lights.

The world's first caddy.

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."

Man stood outside car in traffic jam, seat strapped to his back.

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

Hooked on spares....

Dammit merge.

"Sorry, I'm late. My train was delayed."

A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".