Mat Carry Champions T-Shirts

"I gave up yoga when I found out walking around with a yoga mat is not considered yoga."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Baby Carriers

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

Responsibility

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

A Welcome mat words mixed up at the Dyslexic Clinic

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

Traffic Everywhere

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"This? Oh it's to catch cyclists who ride on the pavement."

"Would you like it better if I wear earbuds and point?"

"I think I've taken my morning routine too far."

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

Fair Warning.

'He's my best friend. Pathetic, isn't it?'

The world's first caddy.

Snake Scout Jamboree

Subway rider holds onto man's tie.

Supermarket traffic lights.

'We're getting rid of that welcome mat starting today!'

"His battery anxiety has got out of hand!"

"My cat doesn't like being given pills either...."

Hooked on spares....

Man stood outside car in traffic jam, seat strapped to his back.

"Sounds like my daughter's back from her karate lesson."

Dammit merge.

A crowded expressway with two signs; one reads "Cross City Expressway" the other reads "Viable Alternative".

"Sorry, I'm late. My train was delayed."

Coming in first place is yet another average New Yorker late for work.