Yoga Mat Conoisseur Gifts

Why cat yoga classes don't work

Bookworm Sleepover

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Somewhere in France

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

Second aid

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"You're stealing the blanket."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

Cat Dreams.

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

I'm sorry, they don't make dresses large on the inside and small on the outside!

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."

Maids At Home.