Ice Cream Conoisseur Gifts

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Pet Entertainers

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Ice Cream Tower.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Global Warming.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'