Ice Cream Conoisseur Pillows

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Freshest ice cream in town!

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Pet Entertainers

"Do you want to talk about it?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Ice Cream Tower.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

Global Warming.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"I'm working part time, but I'm hoping that once I finish my master's they'll up my hours to full time."