Yoga Mat Conoisseur Prints

Why cat yoga classes don't work

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Bookworm Sleepover

"This stool shall pass."

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

The Complete Spaghetti Dinner.

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Somewhere in France

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Second aid

"I hope he's wearing pants."

"Now you know how Daddy feels when Mommy overdraws the checkbook."

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

"You're stealing the blanket."

"... with a side of brown rice, right. And can the delivery guy stop at the pharmacy and pick up my prescription?"

"Don’t call the fire department — this is the most relaxed I’ve felt in years."

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

"FYI – your camel hair blazer started it."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

Cat Dreams.

Young man standing with hands in pockets because it is the fashion at his college

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"As far as I can tell, meditation is just worrying minus the content."

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

'Never stand when you can sit. Never sit when you can lie down.'

Maids At Home.

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"It depends on what attitude you wish to convey. This, for example, is part of our 'contempt' line."