Yin-yang Juggler Gifts

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Football

To do before Saturday...

'The girls must be feeling better...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Education Guidance

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

I'm not sharing top billing with you on my radio hour. I created it. I am the vision, the reason people tune in, but I'm not a tyrant. I agree you should get your name in the show's title. The Sadie Cohen Radio Hour graciously allows a pervert to make occasional comments. Speak, pervert. Bite me, Tyrant.

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

Theoresentful

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.