Yin-yang Juggler T-Shirts

A sportsman throws the yin and yang symbol.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

To do before Saturday...

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

A woman watches football on her computer.

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Education Guidance

"I had considered hyphenating my last name, but now I'm leaning towards and underscore."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'We don't have anyone here by that name. Was he perhaps using one of his aliases?'

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

If you're a multiple personality could you spare an identity for an amnesiac?

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'I need my lifestyle validated.'

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

A Man mixing up his sports.

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Yin and yang - Democrats and Republicans

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

'He eats his yogurt and carrot sticks out of a grease-stained brown bag to preserve his macho image.'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.