Modern Juggler Gifts

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Children's Parties

"The meeting will come to order."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"Some advice please...How do I squeeze 9 days work into 5 and still see my family?"

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"Really, self-taught - that's remarkable!"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Circus

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I love these afternoon jam sessions.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Honey! We're home!"

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

I Heart Juggling

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Inbox and Outbox

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

W.C. Fields

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"If anyone can balance a career with motherhood and state-sponsored terrorism, it's Jeannie."