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"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Driverless cars rage.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

A train's dining car is a diner.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

All you'd expect in a British car!

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

The times they are a changin'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Internal Combustion.