Yellow Car Admirer Mugs

"And you say it does really well in the snow?"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"I'd like a new tire for my 1976 Chevy Chevette."

Driverless cars rage.

"Do you buy cars here?"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"Convertible. Must be nice."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

A train's dining car is a diner.

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'Nice car. How many clients did it cost you?'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

All you'd expect in a British car!

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

"There's no need to scream. The plane may be old but she was built for aerobatics."

"I want one that's going to fall apart. . ."

Pirate's car has patch for the headlight.

The times they are a changin'

Internal Combustion.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'Don't let any SUV's pass us.'