Yearbook Superstar Gifts

'Talk about snooty. She was listed as 'most likely to be googled' in the class yearbook.'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Yearbook

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Mrs. Berg calls my book report a finely crafted debut and she looks forward to my next effort."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Bigger Brain

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"Gracie, I'm so proud that you made the academic decathlon team! Here...have some of my special green tea! Ithelps you concentrate and improves your memory!"

'My blog has been favourited over half a million times but still no book deal!'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"We started learning about units of measurement in math class, but I don't really understand it, so I've got an acre of homework to do."

Healthy.

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Waiting for the results.

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Balding eagle looking back through his yearbook.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Prepare to meet your author today!

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Quick, Birthday Boy...the people need you!'

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'Whoa! We sure blew that prediction!'

'No case law, but we did get 50,000 hits on Youtube.'

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."

North Korea High

"How about a note for my yearbook?"

"She's so smart...on the highway of life, she's in the E-Z Pass lane."