X-files Fan T-Shirts

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"This is about life on another planet."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"We've made great progress!"

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Meet the author"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

A day at the transgenic races

The star hunters

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.