X-files Lover T-Shirts

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Alien David statue

Outer Space Outsourcing

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Look what I found, dad!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Romantic Giraffes

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Real Life/Surreal Life

Robocop and Juliet.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Alien Assumption

When the ship needed to go faster than Warp Speed, the crew ate lots of pungent beans.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

How am I abducting?

"Oh dear, it's just as we suspected.. they do come from another planet."

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'