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"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Robocop and Juliet.

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Save Mars

Cat Frankenstein

Reindeer

Behind Every Stupid Man

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Filling Cabinet - "Why are all the letters different?"