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'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

Files of Doom

"It's John Paul Yeti."

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"This is about life on another planet."

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."