X-files Fans Pillows

Democrats Are Gay for Robert Mueller and It's Getting Silly

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

In/Out Tray.

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

Files of Doom

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

The Truth is In Here

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

David Ortiz a.k.a Big Papi

"This is about life on another planet."

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

"I thought you were teaching him to fetch, not kvetch."

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,