X-files Devotees Pillows

The Truth is In Here

"Spoiler alert! I'm about to tell you the part that really bugged me about 'Wolverine.'" "You don't have to say 'spoiler alert,' minion. It's been a month." "Anyone who hasn't seen it yet has not fulfilled their role as a dutiful consumer, and deserves whatever spoilage they will receive." "In fact, let me know who they are and I'll enter them into my database. When the corporatist revolution comes, there will be consequences." "Um... never mind."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

In/Out Tray.

''Surprise' starts with an 'S', Wilkins! You're in the wrong drawer again!'

File Cabinets for Perfectionists

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Files of Doom

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'I'm sorry Donny...I can't get you any work. The studio says you're just too much of a stereotype.'

"It's John Paul Yeti."

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"This is about life on another planet."

The Truth is In Here

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"For all you file clerks - busy day tomorrow, lots of clouds."

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

'If the Mayan calendar is right, how should I back up my files?'

Psychiatrist files: hebbies and jebbies,

Computer announces to user: 'You now have more files than Al Capone had under his pillow in Alcatraz.'

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

I was sitting here watching th 'X-files' and then all of the sudden; poof!'

Monster Club. It's difficult to get this entire group to a ball game. Yeah, Dracula will go only on bat day. King Kong has to be in the upper deck. Jekyll and Hyde only go to double-headers. There must be a full moon for the werewolf to go. And of course The Hulk will only sit atop the Fenway Park left field wall. Yeah, he loves the green monster! Red Sox.

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

Video Shop, "His, hers, unhappy compromise."

At home with the movie-wreckers

Red Sox Fans vs The Rest Of Humanity