X-files Lover Pillows

"It's John Paul Yeti."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Romantic Giraffes

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

Alien Assumption

How am I abducting?

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'Try and be pleasant dear, you don't want to alienate it.'

"Remember when we kicked him off Mars?"

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."