X-files Devotée Prints

The Truth is In Here

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Real Life/Surreal Life

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

Robocop and Juliet.

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

Reindeer

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Save Mars

Cat Frankenstein

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"And you'll be a man my son!"

Time Machine Collision.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

"Can't wait to see the look on his face when we put these back on the tree."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

'Put that down your fool! It's a bone of contention.'

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

'If 'v' is the number of qualified physics teachers, and 'c' is the number of unqualified science teachers, this factor reduces to zero.'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

"We're fascinated by the crop circles in your field..We wondered if you could tell us how they got there ?"