Dramatic Cat Devotée T-Shirts

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

Valentines

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

"I love my luvvie."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

"How almond milk is made"

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

His worst nightmares had come true.

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"He expects us to climbdown first."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

'I think the cat wants out...'

'Oh, it's not that I don't like humans, it's just my allergies.'