Dramatic Cat Devotée Pillows

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Valentines

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"I love my luvvie."

"Ever wonder where all those cat videos come from?"

Cat Lover's Leap.

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"He still doesn't know how to use the litter tray."

"Anxiety? No, nothing that I've noticed out of the ordinary."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

"How almond milk is made"

"Our social media statistics show us that people don't want our product. The want videos of cats."

Cat Video Cinema.

"I want you to be open and honest and to not leave any hair on the couch."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"He expects us to climbdown first."

His worst nightmares had come true.

"Don't put your mother on the page, Miss S. Worthington"

Cats before You-Tube

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"Our surveillance shows that young Earthlings have portable devices for the purpose of showing funny cat videos."

"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"

When vegans pose for photos.

'I think the cat wants out...'