Cat-dog Drama Pillows

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Dog on Cat.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

Ice Cream Lover

His worst nightmares had come true.

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

Foreign language tape.

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"Meow?"

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."