Cat-dog Drama Mugs

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Dog on Cat.

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

His worst nightmares had come true.

Ice Cream Lover

'I've finished your horoscope, Bucky.'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"You know your mistake? When they say 'speak,' you speak."

'It didn't start out this way.'

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

Foreign language tape.

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"Meow?"

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

Please tell me these dumb dogs can't climb.