Dog-cat Drama Aficionado Mugs

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"Out, damn'd Spot, out I say! Ha Ha Ha Ha!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

'You have the right to remain silent.'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"

Cat soap operas

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."

"Meow?"

'I'd better not find out electric blanket in your doghouse again.'

'They're Home!!!... HA-HA-HA... you are soooo busted!'

"We're out of the cat food. Permit me to recommend the dog food."

"The Chaetodon capistratus, commonly known as the four-eyed butterfly fish, is monogamous."