Doggy Drama Mugs

Ice Cream Lover

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

What female dogs think about their looks.

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

I assume obedience class was a washout then.

'I'm teaching him to give me a doggie treat when I stay perfectly still...'

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'You have the right to remain silent.'

'Has that nasty dog been bothering you again...'

'She even lies about her dog's age!'

"I strongly suggest that you reinvent yourself!"

'I bit them and ran!' 'While the Doberman was giving them trouble,I bolted!'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Here it comes, another one of his classic non-apologies."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

A dog fetches planet earth for God.

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there?? I wish!!

'Mum! Next door's puppy is over in our garden again!'

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

"You're seeing this, right? And you wonder why we fight."

"Big deal! You're still all bums to me."