X-files Fan Gifts

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'No, this is area 50...Area 51 is over that way...'

Krycek, totally. No way. Lando, my friend. Lando. There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek. Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is. That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day. Stop! When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about. That Kryce

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'The X-Files' a sitcom or a documentary?'

I was sitting here watching th 'X-files' and then all of the sudden; poof!'

"This is about life on another planet."

'Well, the do look like Scully and Mulder....'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"We've made great progress!"

"Meet the author"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

The Missing Sock Returns

'Einsteiners.'

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

Gifts for a cloned baby!

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Walt Disney on ice."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Best before 65 million BC.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."